well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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