The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So I just went to clothing optional bar
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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