I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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