He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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