so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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