He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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