Whod you bang
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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