I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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