I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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