i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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