Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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