her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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