So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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