Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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