I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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