Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
i out mim tonsoeep
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