Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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