Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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