And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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