My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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