He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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