Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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