Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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