I'm lost and stupid without you.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I pour the whiskey from now on
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Randomize