.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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