GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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