oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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