If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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