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I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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