Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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