Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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