hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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