then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
i out mim tonsoeep
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