i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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