It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Is it penis luge time yet?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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