It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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