week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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