I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Randomize