I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i came on her dog
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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