Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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