When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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