ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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