I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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