I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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