i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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