it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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