A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Enjoy the penises
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