"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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