so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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