I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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