You work out of a Hotel?
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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