its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
