The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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