Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
How external is "for external use only"?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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