My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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