it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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