i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The uberlube is also flammable
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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