I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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